Anybody up for meta-meta-politics? What if you were to form an alternative party that held that anyone who wanted to run should be on the ballot? I mean, who invented this whole =party endorsement= thing anyway? Is that in the fuckin' constitution? Anyway. Why not? Just get a million people, uh, and form a party. Collect ten dollars. Start signing up presidential hopefuls. Why not endorse them all? "I'm sorry, we just couldn't decide. They all have such great ideas." I hear tell there's a guy down south that runs every year. Talks to aliens. Why not? Bill Clinton could do with a little talking to aliens, bring him back to reality. Just start forming =Generic Liberal= parties and "Armageddonist Orthodox" parties, screw up the whole landscape. Militia Free America Party. Frightened Lutheran Democrat Party. Dog Fuckers. The possibilities are endless. Let's insist that pepsi and coke form parties... We'll find out what those bastards stand for for once and for all.
klik if you demand tedious explanations of every little thing.
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