Sunday, March 05, 2006

You'll have a barrel of fun

Living in America: a Guide for the Perplexed Chapter 3

Drugs are evil, but thank god booze is no drug. I mean, yes, it is addictive, and it does kill your body and brain and soul, and it does result in an awful lot of crime. And it does put helpless children most at risk, and it does result in a lot of heartbreak, dissolution, debt, and decrepitude. It does alter the mind beyond recognition. But christ, a man needs some kinda damn kick, and what could be more all-american than a good old honest beer? Well, if you're in college, may we humbly recommend thirty beers?

klik if you demand tedious explanations of every little thing.

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