Sunday, March 05, 2006

The Deck of Woe: The Masque Ball

A very wise man said that every good book should contain a recipe. Here's a recipe for your own rave punch: get a little bottle of sassafras extract, a little bottle of yohimbe extract, a little bottle of kava kava extract. Get a whole box of those little panax ginseng bottles, or one of the big bottles with a big ol' chunk of ginseng root in it. Dump it all in about two liters of sprite. Dish yourself out about sixteen ounces and get ravin'. Oh, and smoke a big fat joint before you head out. It's probably a pretty bad idea to drink the punch.

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