WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?
Does it seem like the grave gentleman on the teevee is entreating you to subsist entirely on the uncertain kindness of some vague Superior Being and yet requires endless donations to carry out his =ministry?=
Has the complicated runaround they promised would make everything CLEAR left you running to the dictionary to find out if =clear= is a synonym for =poor?=
Have you experienced despair today?
Take heart, poor seeker! While the fakers trot out the la-ti-da the Realitation Institute labors ceaselessly to bring you the ultimate program of Peace, Fulfillment, Maximized Potential and Unimaginable Material Rewards! This is the Good Shit, not the Bullshit!
The exceptional generosity of a Mysterious Benefactor allows the Realitation Institute to make =Ideation: The Final Word on Enlightenment= available to you ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE! Think of the savings in therapy bills alone! This once-in-a-lifetime FREE offer will open your mind to the incorruptible light of Ideation, whereby each breath is infused with pure meaning (without any special effort)! There are no tapes or compact disks to buy, no prayers or mantras to memorize. Ideation occurs invisibly, transformation proceeding effortlessly from within. The process completes itself perfectly, leaving no messy residue of ill-considered prosthelytizing attacks on your friends and loved ones. When you have achieved the state of Realitation, only the experience remains. Due to certain unfortunate realities of the space-time continuum this offer is available for a limited time only, so please - ACT NOW!
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