Mel Gibson: Not a Real Gas Shortage

The controversial Australian actor, director, writer and producer broadcast a short statement from an undisclosed location deep underground, where he now spends any time he is not working on films. "When you have to run a decoy tanker through a petrol bandit gauntlet while your fellow refinery villagers smuggle the precious, precious fuel out of the compound in hundreds of small containers, that's a shortage, mate. This nonsense here now it's just another political plot. You know who I'm talking about. I have several distribution contract riders that dictate that I can't say who. But you know. Anyway. You'll know when there's a shortage. Look at yourself in the mirror. Are you wearing athletic equipment as body armor? Have you shaved some portion of your scalp? Does your wardrobe include leather? Feathers? Metal plates? When was the last time you were threatened with some sort of harpoon? Are you always armed? By the way, the fact that I can answer yes to all of these questions at this moment is not relevant."

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