Supreme Commander Garlax praised the synthoid automoton for distinguished service. "Westbot has siezed significant assets from the filthy human scum, encouraged hide-tone and dominion tribe bond-based dissent at a time of great crisis, and fomented controversy around human icon Fifty Cent, who as you know Zarg prophecy names as a possible destined savior of earth-kind. He also impregnated one hundred and six earth women with hybrid Zarg DNA."
Roc-A-Fella records will be renting a remote control replacebot from parent company Island Def Jam Music Group, which will rent it from parent company Universal Music Group, which will rent it from parent company Vivendi Universal, which will rent it from the only current Earth-based provider of synthetic humans, News Corp. The synthoid will be operated by an MTV Network (parent company Viacom) crash team and will fulfill Westbot's contractual obligations until it ceases to be relevant.
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