Once upon a time there was an old white man named Mr. Crankypants. He ruled of a household of 93 stupid children and one smart one. Mr. Crankypants was very selfish and cruel. Whenever the children baked a loaf of bread, he would break off one end for all of them to fight over and keep most of the loaf for himself. If one of them, through working diligently, managed to earn a dollar, Mr. Crankypants would steal it and trhow a dime and a nickel among his many charges. Despite this, he would sigh endlessly at the trouble his children caused him, even though they did all the work and made all the money. Mr. Crankypants would complain loudly that he had to lend them back the money he had stolen from them so they could get clothes and shoes to keep working.
As if to make things worse, Mr. Crankypants coddled and pampered a dozen or twenty of his servants, giving them the least odious tasks and yet lavishing them with gifts... though admittedly most of the gifts were worthless trinkets. He trusted these children to stake a claim on their privileges when the rest of the children started to exhibit the signs of needing some skull-cracking.
Then the smart child finally realized that Mr. Crankypants didn't actually have any legal claim on any of the children. Each was an orphan, free to live as they wanted. So he spoke to all the stupid children and managed to convince the little idiots that THEY SHOULD VOTE THIRD PARTY FOR EVERY RACE IN THE 2000 ELECTIONS SO AS NOT TO KEEP THE SAME STATUS QUO RUNNING DOGS SQUEEZING US ON BEHALF OF THE RICH FOR ANOTHER HUNDRED YEARS.
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