Thursday, August 18, 2005

Emma Watson Shall Rule Us All

2009: In a surprising upset, Emma Watson wins the Best Actress Oscar for her portrayal of Hermione in Harry Potter and the Veil of Forever


2010: Ms. Watson overshadows all other celebrities at the premier of Mr. and Mrs. Smith Go to Washington when she arrives with HRH Prince Henry of Wales.


2011: Ms. Watson announces that her role as Violet in the popular adaptation of M.T. Anderson's Feed will be her last acting role for an indefinite period of time. She returns to Oxford to complete her undergraduate studies in Politics and International Relations. The Queen Mother dies of congestive heart failure in July. Ms. Watson is photographed embracing the distraught Prince Henry at the funeral.


2014: The Crown announces that HRH Prince Henry of Wales and Ms. Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson are engaged to be married.


2016: Ms. Watson receives her DPhil from Oxford. The royal wedding in July is the most widely viewed event in television broadcast history.


2022: March 1st: 750 bombs are detonated within the space of three hours during the Shrove Tuesday Attacks. Churches and centers of government are targeted in Washington D.C., New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Tokyo, Mexico City, Sao, Paulo, Lagos, Bombay, Calcutta, Buenos Aires, London, Aberdeenshire, Sidney, Melbourne, and Canberra. Casualties in the United States include the President, Vice President, 132 Representatives including the speaker of the house, 45 sentators including the President pro tempore, the Secretary of State, the Secretary of the Treasury, the Secretary of Defense, the Attorney General, the Attorney General, and the Secretary of the Interior. Casualties in Great Britain include the Prime Minister, seventeen Cabinet Ministers, 317 members of Parliament, an Archbishop, 19 bishops, 106 Lords of the Peerage, King Charles and Queen Camilla, Princess Kate, Prince Phillip, and Prince Andrew. Prince William is badly injured and crowned King of England in a hospital in an undisclosed location.


At the time of the attacks, known only to a few dozen officials and members of the Royalty, Prince Harry was with Princess Emma at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, MN, where the princess was receiving a comprehensive CAT scan due to a preliminary scan which her private physician feared indicated the presence of a brain tumor. The Mayo finds no evidence of a tumor.


The period following the attacks is the most chaotic in modern times since World War II. The governments of the United States, the United Kingdom, and Australia are dangerously destabilized. Factional local governments and vigilante militias conflict with hamstrung successional governments operating from secured locations. Sporadic bombings continue. A widely leaked CIA report concludes that it will be necessary to engage renegade governments in seven different fronts in the Middle East, Eastern Europe, and Southeast Asia.


2025: King William is killed leading volunteer forces, the so-called "New Light Brigade," in the third Middle Eastern front. Prince Henry is crowned in the rebuilt Westminster Abbey.


2027: The Second United States Civil War begins.


2028: The New Royalist movement in the United Kingdom begins a successful propaganda campaign asserting that various prominent members of government were architects of policies that led to the rise of organized global terrorism. This position gains momentum as a paper written by Emma Watson, now affectionately known by her subjects as "Queen Em," during her graduate studies, is widely disseminated on the internet. Titled "Most Dangerous Games," the paper suggested that political cronyism is leading the governments of the United States and the United Kingdom to ignore gathering threats from various governments with covert ties to terrorist organizations. The paper identified four of the seven governments with whom the allied forces are currently engaged. The Crown declines comment on the paper and the Royalist movement, but Oxford University confirms that it was written by Queen Em in 2015.


2030: Massive Royalist demonstrations move through London during elections. New Royalists secure majority leadership in Parliament. Restructuring of government, centered on increasing the role of the House of Lords and installing the Monarchy as active executives of the state. A joint statement by King Henry and Queen Emma declares that they will "rule as Their subjects direct."


2032: Queen Emma is instrumental in negotiating the Charlottesville Peace Accords. The New Colonial movement takes root in the reformed United States of America. Royalism is already gaining momentum in Australia.


2045: Victory is declared in the Middle Eastern and Southeast Asian theatres. King Henry dies of complications associated with skin cancer. Queen Emma is confirmed as the Royal Monarch of the United Kingdom and of the United States and Australian Colonies.

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