Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Push Lindsay Lohan Back Into the Envelope

Afficionados of deshabillé in the pre-legal-drinking-age set are abuzz with word that musician and actress Lindsay Lohan will be appearing nude on the cover of an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair. It has been reported that Lohan was inspired by a recent semi-nude Paris Hilton Vanity Fair cover to, and we most certainly quote, "push the envelope even further."

Those keeping track may recall "the envelope” being previously pushed by various actresses and icons including Holly Hunter, Annette Benning, Glenn Close, Darryl Hannah, Kathleen Turner, Mariel Hemingway, Natassja Kinski, Julie Andrews, Bo Derek, Diane Keaton, Britt Eckland, Pam Grier, Cybill Shepherd, Jane Fonda, Anne Bancroft, Vanessa Redgrave, Catherine Deneuve, Jayne Mansfield, Brigitte Bardot, Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren, Picasso's Demoiselles d'Avignon, Manet’s Olympia, Ingres’ Odalisque, and various Venuses (see for example Boticelli -The Birth of, de Milo, and Willendorf).

Conflicting reports suggest that the envelope is actually nowhere to be found in Ms. Lohan’s photo shoot, having last been seen engaged in unsimulated fellatio with Chloe Sevigne in la Ville de Cannes, France.

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